Does the intellectual challenge of chess turn you on? No kidding, really? Well, do you have $10,000 to do something about it? Yeah, me either.
Still, you should check out this crazy hotness from Kiki de Montparnasse who collaborated with aruliden to create a 32 piece “uniquely luxurious chess set that combines strategy and sensuality.”
Checkmate, indeed.
*Mastur-chess is a word invented by me - JC @ OhMiBod. It is not approved or sanctioned by Kiki de Montparnasse.