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    Permalink 6 Feb 10 Reblog
    zerbit: therealestsocksinthegame: switchblades: srsly:fuckyeahcrit: Last week Conan put The Tonight Show on Craigslist. He has now put himself on there. In the casual encounters section. I love how he listed his age as 30. PUUUUUUUUUUULEASE! I’d still hit it, though.

    zerbit:

    therealestsocksinthegame:

    switchblades:

    srsly:fuckyeahcrit:

    Last week Conan put The Tonight Show on Craigslist.

    He has now put himself on there. In the casual encounters section.

    I love how he listed his age as 30. PUUUUUUUUUUULEASE!

    I’d still hit it, though.

    Permalink 19 Jan 10 ? 117 Reblog
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    But instead I just sat here and realized that I was never going to be able to make AIDS funny and my husband came in and yelled at me for not working because he didn’t hear any typing and I’m all “I’M TRYING TO COME UP WITH AIDS JOKES, ASSHOLE” and he’s all “You’re writing jokes about AIDS and I’m the asshole?” And I’m all “No. If I was writing jokes about AIDS you’d hear typing. I’m STRUGGLING to come up with jokes about AIDS. And I’m failing. It would be nice if you showed some fucking compassion.”

    I just can’t make AIDS funny. I even looked up “AIDS comedy” on the internet and Google was all “What the fuck is wrong with you?” I know, Google. Stop judging me. I give up.

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    thedailywhat: Dilbert.

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    Dilbert.

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    thedailywhat: Don’t we all. [via.]

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    Don’t we all.

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    trenchcoatandshades: yanimo: Dear Facebook, So, it’s obvious that you know I’m both African American and single. But this? This “Date Black Guys” you set directly next to my profile pictures is just a little too much for me. I’m not even going to pull the race card, but like, you don’t think I like other guys? I don’t know… white, hispanic, asians even? Yeah, let that marinate. I hate you, Ayana p.s. He’s wearing a du-rag. I hate you x2. ha what’s funny is that this pops up on my Facebook too…and I’m white…and I generally date black men…and I’m wondering just howww Facebook knows that…lol but uhh he looks pretty cute to mee

    trenchcoatandshades:

    yanimo:

    Dear Facebook,

    So, it’s obvious that you know I’m both African American and single. But this? This “Date Black Guys” you set directly next to my profile pictures is just a little too much for me. I’m not even going to pull the race card, but like, you don’t think I like other guys? I don’t know… white, hispanic, asians even? Yeah, let that marinate.

    I hate you,

    Ayana

    p.s. He’s wearing a du-rag. I hate you x2.

    ha what’s funny is that this pops up on my Facebook too…and I’m white…and I generally date black men…and I’m wondering just howww Facebook knows that…lol but uhh he looks pretty cute to mee
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