“The best dresses are worn to be taken off.” - Jean Cocteau

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“The best dresses are worn to be taken off.” - Jean Cocteau

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Hot Skanky Luv

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Hot Skanky Luv

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"With infinite slowness, he slips my panties down my legs. My knickers are pink with hearts printed in a row, and now, they dangle from my ankles: not on, not off. I’m primed, ass up, totally exposed, waiting. He has to start now, doesn’t he? He has to spank me now."

— Alison Tyler, “The Hardest Part,” in Bottoms Up: Spanking Good Stories; read the rest of the excerpt on Fleshbot (via rkb)

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Pineapple upside Down D*ck Cake

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tiredofbeingignored:


blatino:


mobaby:

scullerymaid:

Discovering the pleasure (via Jose Luis Noli)

tiredofbeingignored:

blatino:

mobaby:

scullerymaid:

Discovering the pleasure (via Jose Luis Noli)

shaneblog:

Adam Koford.
How Many Baboons Could You Take In a Fight — armed only with a giant dildo??? The Oatmeal wants to know.

How Many Baboons Could You Take In a Fight — armed only with a giant dildo??? The Oatmeal wants to know.

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"Maybe it’s me. Maybe I’m just sensitive because last year, NYO writer Spencer Morgan featured me in a piece about how awesome it was for a 36-year-old guy to nail 23-year-old girls, until he realized that when it was time to be responsible and settle down he needed a boring old 36 year old….who was so boring that she drove him back to 23 year olds."

Interesting maneuver! Respond to elliptically broad sweeping generalizations with… elliptically broad sweeping generalizations!

Sexism and The City!

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est110590:

Edita Vilkeviciute “Exposed” by Sølve Sundsbø
amazing. i love this

bonita-applebum:

est110590:

Edita Vilkeviciute “Exposed” by Sølve Sundsbø

amazing. i love this